My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha Author: Jolie Kerr | Language: English | ISBN:
B00DMCPRD8 | Format: PDF
My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha Description
“Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times
“Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.”—Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies
Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag.
Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen?
My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.
- File Size: 975 KB
- Print Length: 257 pages
- Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0142196932
- Publisher: Plume (February 20, 2014)
- Sold by: Penguin Group (USA) LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00DMCPRD8
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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- Lending: Not Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,395 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Crafts, Hobbies & Home > How-to & Home Improvements > Cleaning, Caretaking & Relocating - #5
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As an avid reader of the Ask A Clean Person column, I have been waiting for this book with bated breath! Jolie Kerr gets down to the nitty-grits of cleaning and breaks it all down in manageable tasks with hilarious asides. I, for one, will devour every single thing she ever writes. I mean that in a totally clean, non-creepy way.
By Katie Bekkering
Who would ever expect that a book primarily dealing with "cleaning techniques" could be a fun read? Crazy as it sounds, this book does just that. The author introduces us to many unique and creative ways of dealing with unusual and difficult cleaning problems, but in an absolutely uproariously funny way, with a sense of wit and humor that rivals the best stand-up comedians. This book is both hilarious and, at the same time, highly practical for a wide range of common needs.
By Robert Steven Thomas
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