How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country Author: Daniel O'Brien | Language: English | ISBN:
B00FDS798A | Format: EPUB
How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country Description
Make no mistake: Our founding fathers were more bandanas-and-muscles than powdered-wigs-and-tea.
As a prisoner of war, Andrew Jackson walked several miles barefoot across state lines while suffering from smallpox and a serious head wound received when he refused to polish the boots of the soldiers who had taken him captive.
He was thirteen years old. A few decades later, he became the first popularly elected president and served the nation, pausing briefly only to beat a would-be assassin with a cane to within an inch of his life. Theodore Roosevelt had asthma, was blind in one eye, survived multiple gunshot wounds, had only one regret (that there were no wars to fight under his presidency), and was the first U.S. president to win the Medal of Honor, which he did
after he died. Faced with the choice, George Washington actually preferred the sound of bullets whizzing by his head in battle
over the sound of silence. And now these men—these hallowed leaders of the free world—want to kick your ass.
Plenty of historians can tell you which president had the most effective economic strategies, and which president helped shape our current political parties, but can any of them tell you what to do if you encounter Chester A. Arthur in a bare-knuckled boxing fight? This book will teach you how to be better, stronger, faster, and more deadly than the most powerful (and craziest) men in history. You’re welcome.
- File Size: 21683 KB
- Print Length: 274 pages
- Page Numbers Source ISBN: 038534757X
- Publisher: Three Rivers Press (March 18, 2014)
- Sold by: Random House LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00FDS798A
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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I do not like or trust most politicians ( I think at least 99.9 % of them are corrupt and/or dishonest, and most are actually dictators in disguise), but the title of this book really sparked my curiosity. Finally, a book about politicians (How to Fight Presidents: Defending yourself against the bad##### who ran this country by Daniel O'Brien). (If you wonder why I did not spell out the word in the title- it is because the Amazon censors would not publish my review with colorful earthy words, believe me I know). In any case, this book pulls no punches as it provides an unusual brief historical evaluation of 38 of our former presidents. This book is fantastic on many levels. First off, the writer has an incredible sense of humor and wit as he describes each president's ability to kick their enemy's butts both physically and intellectually.
The introduction: "You'd have to be crazy to want this job" emphasizes the type of person who would be nuts enough to want to be President of the United States. He moves on to one of the toughest presidents both physically and intellectually. Out first president, George Washington was tough on the battle field and as president. Some of the many other American Presidents he covers include: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, John Quincy Adams, Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, Teddy Roosevelt, Herbert Hoover, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, and Ronald Reagan. The author has really researched these presidents and provides a lot of information which many people may not know about some of these politicians. This book is informative, irreverent, unique and even hilarious at times.
I thought, when I saw this book’s description, that it sounded a lot like Cracked.com, a website my son turned me on to. There’s a good reason for that: the author is one of the website’s editors.
Cracked.com specializes in fact-based (albeit the facts heavily stretched) articles about things retold as one teenage kid might tell it to another. And that’s what this book is. If you’re a teenage kid, and you’re talking about the presidents, it’s not at all unlikely that you are concerned with this question: Who, among them, was the biggest badass?
The author, and my son, think Teddy Roosevelt was, and his chapter in this book makes a decent case why. This is a guy who punched out a cowboy pointing two guns at him; a guy who proceeded to give a 90 minute speech after an assassin put a bullet in his chest but failed to kill him.
The book is a fun read in the way a Ripley’s Believe It or Not book is, or was. Things are joyously hyped, tons of stuff is left out, it’s not authoritative or balanced or serious nor does it pretend to be, but there is enough of a core of truth to make it a not horrible way to get the teenager in your life to read some history.
It’s fairly risque. The author is fascinated by LBJ’s unique habits of showing people the body part he called “Jumbo”; going to the toilet in front of them to emphasize their subordination to him; and once urinating on the leg of a Secret Service agent who got in his way.
Kennedy’s sex life gets a good workout, of course – as does his PT-109 exploit, in which he towed an injured shipmate miles through the sea by a strap held in his teeth.
Washington leaves the author in awe: he plunged into battle often, getting bullet holes in his clothing while convinced nothing could kill him.
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