National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles Author: National Geographic Kids | Language: English | ISBN:
1426309309 | Format: EPUB
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Q: What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
A: He was toad away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Cash.
Cash who? No thanks. I prefer peanuts.
Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: See me sneak in my squeaky, reeking sneakers.
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
Q: Why do magicians do so well in school?
A: They’re good at trick questions.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ben.
Ben who? Ben knocking on the door all afternoon
Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
Q: Why did the robot eat a lighbulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who.
Who who? Is there an owl in there?
- Age Range: 7 - 10 years
- Grade Level: 2 - 5
- Series: National Geographic Kids
- Paperback: 208 pages
- Publisher: National Geographic Children's Books (March 13, 2012)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 1426309309
- ISBN-13: 978-1426309304
- Product Dimensions: 6.5 x 6.5 x 0.6 inches
- Shipping Weight: 10.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
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